BLONDES

How Blonde is She?

She is soooooooooooooo blonde ...

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She thought General Motors was in the army.

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She got stabbed in a shoot-out.

She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".

They had to burn down the school to get her out of third grade.

On an application where it says "Sign Here" she put "Sagittarius".

She asked for a price check at the Everything's a Dollar Store.

It takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".

She studied for a urine test - and failed.

She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."

She sold the car for gas money!

When she saw "Under 17 Not Admitted" she went home and got 16 friends.

When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

Another blonde story

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons nor prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of
the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune..

Bill, the WalMart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.